Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 16, 2022

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    SHAKENDOWNVILLE  almost 2 years ago

    “Magnetic” detraction.

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    Kymberleigh  almost 2 years ago

    He can almost discover LifeAlert next.

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    oldpine52  almost 2 years ago

    No one gives a fig, Newton.

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Naa , Newt was just trying to learn how to fly ! lol

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It took him years to grasp the gravity of his situation.

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    cdward  almost 2 years ago

    …and infomercials.

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    He didn’t see the gravity of the situation yet because, like so many things, it’s hard to see it in yourself – it’s so much easier to see it in others (other things).

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    There is no gravity. The Earth sucks.

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    Out of the Past  almost 2 years ago

    Or Isaac Newton discovers booze.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Slipped on apple peels.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You probably know this already, but just in case, what Isaac Newton discovered is that the force that holds us to the earth and the force keeping the planets in orbit around the sun is the same force.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    Some day it will hit, like an apple falling from a tree.

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