Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 13, 2023

Set up booth @ “street” fair to offset costs.

I wonder what expenses the chicken incurred just crossing the road ?

give it to her – it’s only chicken scratch

It was a hazardous undertaking, he had to get insurance.

Always try to stay on the good side of a road.

You should never cross a road. If you do, the road will sue you.

Should have kept them at a penny under 200 dollars and you wouldn’t have had to explain them.

to prove to the opossum it can be done. is a better option…..

This must be what they want to do with 80,000 new IRS agents…

Listen, at the price of eggs today, I’m shelling out more and scrambling to survive!

Had to warn folks on the Far Side that the sky was falling.

What about “Too far to walk around”?

Could help but cross the road, it had an attitude.

But, the meals were just bird feed. Ok, that one time there was suet. But it was Wisconsin, in the dead of winter! The Blue Plate Special at the ‘Scratch and Peck’ wasn’t available.