Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 07, 2023

He’s a golf course whiz making constant “fogeys”.

Equal crimes

fortunately the half-mast phase seems to have mostly been dropped

But you get better air circulation this way!

The three stages of life. Youth, middle age and old age

As a kid, I seem to remember a time when if a guy had their pants sagging and their underwear showing, they would risk getting pantsed (some other guy would come up behind them and pull their pants down to their ankles).

Thought that fad had disappeared.

Oy!

The guy in the blue suit seems cyanotic.

The position of that inseam might explain his inability to urinate properly.

Yeah, but you wear tighty whities…

Can we at least find a happy medium.

With a belt AND suspenders. And for some reason with your short sleeved plaid shirt buttoned to the top… sporting a Bolo Tie. (Which might, or might not be attached to your pants as well.)

In my dress for success mode. The low pants says, “I don’t have or want a job”.

I know which looks more ridiculous