Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 08, 2023

Trying to “patch” up things with wife "Peg"gy.

Where’s the ‘I Want to Sing and Dance’ studio?

Aaaaarh, he should dig this spot

Boot is singular. Fine detail.

no Davy Jones’ Foot Locker?

Arr where rum emporium.

No parrot pet shoppe?

No Bandana Boutique?

There should be a parrot pet shoppe.

and where’s the Buck an Ear jewelry shoppe?

You aarrr wherever you aarrr. And you can “Aarrr” wherever you aarrr.

All those shoppes and boutiques everybody is asking about are on the SECOND floor! Can’t you see the escalator? SHEEEESH!!

Just don’t wipe your eyes with right hook!

I guess he’s going for 4 and/or 6, hard to see…

There should be a dotted trail and landmarks like trees and rocks on the map.

What? No Parrot shop?

I wonder if #4 is frequented by Jerry.

Apparently “Earrings and More” went out of business.

That is really funny, thanks Bill, reread it three times and got a laugh each time…

It should be called Alliteration Alley!

The Macy’s has turned into a Matey’s.

Where’s the rum bar?

No pirating allowed.

No Parrot shop?