Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 23, 2023

He may end up in “traction” if not worse.

Hold my beer.

Evolution in action.

Courteous tractor operators pull over to the shoulder to let the traffic by, I’ve always noticed in this State.

Should never try to go for it on a hill.

Darwin Award finalist

I have had the experience of jamming on the brakes so the idiot could get back on the right side of the road. Also onto the correct side of the road.

You’ll never go for it again.

one of my driving instructor’s favorite lines was, “drive like hell… you’ll get there!”

Famous last words…….

Todays strip is worthy of MAD Magazine.

R.I.P. Al Jaffee

Those cars behind the tractor are called trailers making them the real “Tractor-Trailers.”

figures, just when you try your luck just crashes. :D

Trucks can’t do more than 10 MPH up a hill. You’ll be fine.

You’ll be going for it alright…

Don’t try passing

On a slope

Unless you’ve got

A periscope

In 55+ years of driving lots of miles and too many close calls, I have noticed that there’s usually a good reason why those double yellow lines are there.

Use the police creed dummy, never shoot until you see the target…

This looks like a Grant Wood painting, “Death on a (or the, take your pick) Ridge Road”.

I’d sooner have gone off the road.

Tombstone every mile !

Infamous last words.

I hope this cartoon isn’t meant to be funny, because it isn’t.

this made me sooooo uncomfortable