Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 11, 2023

Feline "hiss"temper.

I get up early and my wife doesn’t. When I let the cat in the house, he yowls at the bedroom door to try to get in and lie on the bed with her. I have to trap him in the kitchen or put him outside to allow my wife her extra time.

Seems about right.

Business as usual. Carry on.

cats are jerks

Nightly occurrence in our house but with our cat and dog.

We had big dogs when I was growing up. The collie slept with me. Pushed me out of bed most nights by just stretching. I still sleep with my dogs——and my husband.

He wonders how he got there. It must have been a dream that he had.

It was a bad dream. It was a catastrophe.

I don’t see a cat doing that, more like a dog thing.

LOL! Isn’t this the truth?

Meow!

He’s somewhat purrplexed.

That guy’s such a pushover.

Thanks Bill, really funny I got a great big laugh on this one, made my day…

Didn’t even camp out on his side afterwards.

That cat wants a trial separation.

I had a cat that hubby battled with every night. Hubby got me that cat….

We have a cat that sleeps above my head to fend off alligators. She must be doing a good job since we’ve never been bothered by alligators in our bed.