Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 15, 2023

Warm regards to the "plank"ton.

One good shove and the cap’n’d go in the drink.

Say hello to Davy Jones.

Them selfie obsessed clowns is always get into trouble.

Keelhauling looks much more interesting.

Pirates World only has one ride.

“OK cap, you’re gonna look epic in this one, lots of likes, just take one more step to your right.”

I didn’t realize dogs got scurvy.

Your next selfie will be with a shark. I bet you can get a big toothy smile from it.

Only four more days!

The new latest waterproof iPhone, made in China, sold by Apple…

Hope that cell phone’s good to forty fathoms!