Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 23, 2023

“Pronto Tonto.”

“Rear end alignments, Emissions?” What’s wrong with him … Farting?

No! My horsey is half a dog makes a good “sidekick” when it’s gotta pee…

He’ll probably dose him with Beano.

That horse needs an extra set of legs.

“Rear end alignment” – i.e. getting his behind back in gear!

“emissions test” – I don’t know, and I don’t want to know.

Nice side hustle.

Can he really be fixed?

It looks like maybe some other service needs to be undertaken.

How about Clueless McConnel? He’ll ride into town to see if any gangs are there without thinking twice.

Better check those emissions, looks like he’s had a blow-out.

Maybe a shorter version of Slim Pickens.

One Good thing is that it gonna cost him just A Fistful Of Dollars and For A Few Dollars More he is will fix the Bad and Ugly side of sidekick too.

The future of robotics when civilation collapses…

Oh, you want a sidekick? Hold still….

i heared he don’t know beans ’bout emissions…

Think he’ll need to give the horse a sidekick to test its emissions?