Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 22, 2023

“Sleaze breeze.”

They knew he was about to step on it. There were grate expectations.

Switch to boxers, your highness!!!

The Emperor’s New Loathes (or: The reign’s wear, my friend, is blowing in the wind…)

It was the 7th year of his reign….

Well isn’t that just grate…

They’ve got a Subway?

Grate. I’ll take a 3-footer.

Outlaw Speedos in the over 25 crowd!!

He debated going commando but the queen talked him into tightie whities.

At least it wasn’t the Emperor’s new clothes that got exposed.

Marilyn Monroe had the same problem, and no one complained.

His dresser already left the village….is it hot or is it me?

We see London.. We see France.. we just saw the kings underpants.

It looked better when Marilyn Monroe did it.

He’s JocKeyING for position.

So now he’s got the wind up.

At least it was only a brief exposure.

Everyone got the royal treatment.