Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 16, 2023

“Reckless” abandon.

Did that speed hump mean you want to?

Take it half fast.

Drive her almost wild on the first date, then stop! Those signs will be gone in no time!

He sure went slow, in fact, he went so slow he never got to the second date.

Hang in there 6 more minutes. With that orange red hair, she has several more personalities on deck.

Stay. Sit. Wait. Down boy.

I think at that point, I would go very fast … away from her.

First clue was the pain in my donkey!

First date you have to kiss them, that way you know if there is going to be a second date.

Good lord go home, guy.

Dated a girl who once told me that “We’ll kiss on the altar”. I replied “No we won’t”. Cute but VERY strange girl.

What, no flashing amber light(s)?

Watch for the “Soft Shoulder” sign, to make your move.

hmm… the signs might be a good clue, but I’ve been known to be wrong. :J

Doesn’t look like she lives life in the fast lane…

No parking means no kissing.

I would approach this from a different perspective. It seems she has been hurt before, ask her about it, if she wants to open up about it, or at the very least, ask her how many dates it will take before he gets to park in her garage.

Run away.

I think detour meant for each other.

It’s not so bad, there’s no Dead end or No entry signs.