He should not be hiding in this “tortoise joint”.
Officer, now don’t tell me you’re looking for him because he was speeding…
Be careful if you see him. He’s a hard case.
He is just an introvert.
We is tortoises, officer. Ain’t no turtles in here.
Quick, put on your fake mustache.
It’s Rick’s Cafe Americain. I stick my neck out for no one.
Is wrong to say that all these turtles look pretty much alike?
He should just slowly walk out.
Mitch retired.
Must be a Ninja Turtle!
The last guy hasn’t seen the guy cause he doesn’t look in the mirror.
Three sloe gin fizzes, please.
SHAKEDOWNCITY 10 months ago
He should not be hiding in this “tortoise joint”.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow 10 months ago
Officer, now don’t tell me you’re looking for him because he was speeding…
Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago
Be careful if you see him. He’s a hard case.
silberdistel 10 months ago
He is just an introvert.
Gent 10 months ago
We is tortoises, officer. Ain’t no turtles in here.
The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago
Quick, put on your fake mustache.
Out of the Past 10 months ago
It’s Rick’s Cafe Americain. I stick my neck out for no one.
Doug K 10 months ago
Is wrong to say that all these turtles look pretty much alike?
flemmingo 10 months ago
He should just slowly walk out.
Radish... 10 months ago
Mitch retired.
DebUSNRet 10 months ago
Must be a Ninja Turtle!
cuzinron47 10 months ago
The last guy hasn’t seen the guy cause he doesn’t look in the mirror.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
Three sloe gin fizzes, please.