Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 30, 2024

Take a {"cat"a} tonic.

Both of mine are very enthusiastic about their treats every morning.

Think of that moment as a hairball and leave it behind for someone else to deal with.

I prescribe one full minute of zoomies! Then see me next Thursday.

A retired cat.

Drug-induced euphoria is one of the side effects of catnip. You get a pass.

Rx…. more glasses of water resting on the edge of the counter.

Zoomies are only allowed at night, in the dark. All the better to crash in to something.

uh oh…that’s the first sign yer becoming a dog!

I’m “aFreud” to say that Freud would challenge the patient to make some changes.

You need to back off the catnip.

He just came from the hospital, where his CAT scans were inconclusive.