Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 05, 2024

The “Bald” & the Beautiful.

He said sheepishly.

Whatever works, he brayed.

Cute sheeps.

Just don’t count them.

Bent out of sheep.

“I’d like to wish ewe the best of flock.”

I think I see Rory in the crowd with Sheepie.

That’s the only way to stay calm when addressing a large crowd of anything.

And he sees a ewe down in front and says, “nice thong”.

Shearing the sheep. Is this a political fund raiser, or for a TV Preacher ?

Another bit of shear comedy clipped short.

If anyone ever gave me that “picture them in their underwear” or “picture them naked” advice, in order to relax me before giving a speech, my only possible comeback would be, “Gee . . . um . . . no — that is not going to relax me.”