Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 05, 2024

Stand by for a full “insection”.

Thanks, Mom, for getting me the Kafka Chemistry set.

He’ll be hanging out back in the garbage can!!!

Dad might enjoy hanging out with Grimm from Mother Goose and Grimm today.

Love it! Variation on an old Far Side theme. “Lunch is ready Lawrence, and What? You’re still a fly?”

“Now he’s going to eat poop and die in two weeks.”

“Help me! Help me!”

Next, make an ointment for the fly.

Tell dad to stay away from zapper!

That’s swat she says now…

what’s next… I’m not quite sure what else to say. :}

I thought it was Seth Brundle and his teleporter.

The Jeff Goldblum house?

Oh, my!

They should have bought him the Deluxe Chemistry Set, which has the additional chemicals he needs to reverse the effect.

I had a chemistry set when I was a kid, and after doing all the boring experiments, decided to play like Dr. Frankenstein and almost burned the house down. To be fair, I had grabbed a can of acetone from my dad’s shop, so that mighta had sumpthin’ to do with it!

Gandalf sez: “Fly, you fools!”

Guess what he’s gonna want to eat tonight.

You shouldn’t have pulled THAT finger.

(tiny voice) heeeelllppp meeee!

Wait until dad digests his son’s efforts