Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 27, 2024

They learned lots in “Bovinity” school.

Looks like the vegans formed a steer-ing committee to promote meat alternatives

Burma Shave! Wow! Does this comment make me old!

Why can’t they be like the cows who encourage people to eat mor chikin?

The cow eats grass, I eat the cow. Isn’t that a plant-based diet?

But then they will be unemployed.

Must be related to Stan.

Me no eats cow. But me no want steenky plant based or sythentic meats too.

Future bacon. All of you.

This may backfire for them.

The farmer is likely to move up their day to go to the slaughterhouse.

Wall Drugs South Dakota.

Around here it has been BLTs for lunch ever since the garden tomatoes were ready.

Farmer would be more likely to be checking on cattle via pickup, or four-wheeler. I assume the author showed a tractor to be sure the guy was known as the farmer…

I like Veggie Burgers fried in lard. And topped with al lot of mayo. (Once)

I come for the comics and I get a Fricking Chick-fil-a commercial.

They’re cattle-ysts for change.

You know what goes well with all those plant-based vegetables? A nice steak.

Sorry, Sloppy Joes are a fabullous choice during footbull season.

No doubt got the idea from the Chik-Fil-A commercials.

They’re not the ones you need to convince, it’s the guy behind you.