Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 27, 2024

Get a conveyance that runs on "gas"tropods.

I need to stop for a drink halfway there.

Making fun of my coworkers again.

If gotta crossing a road then forgets it and says your prayers.

You got one shell on backwards, but at least you got the eyes in the right place!

15 feet in two hours, isn’t that a normal speed?

Escargot on the move!

They were notified through snail mail.

Slug-fest auditions ahead: 180 inches to slither

It feels like working over time in the salt mines

Should have started yesterday.

You’ve got to pace yourself for these things. No point setting off too quickly and finding yourself at a standstill inches from the goal…