Silly woman, shouldn’t have dressed him in that crepe paper tutu….
I can relate, ‘cause that sort of thing happens to me all the time.
Formaldehyde is pretty flammable, after all.
‘tis better to light a candle, than curse your dark side
Well, my dear: exactly where did you place those pretty-pretty candles?!
Remind me not to attend any of her barbecue parties.
I’d start by comparing her weight with that of a duck…
The candles obviously need a warning: “Do not place lit candles on or near corpses.”
You probably have a good case for a lawsuit. Call me: 1-800-555-isue.
“…and that is how we know she is a witch.”
Margueritem: A crepe paper tutu. I love the image. Now if I can just get it to stop!
Re Teresa’s Blog: There are times when three seconds can seem like an eternity.
@HectorPriam: I believe the phrase is; “I sue”. What does “issue” have to do with a lawsuit?
@Valis616 - depends on who might be the father of said issue.
I love the Ice men on the blog!
Ray-C, hee-hee!
3 seconds whether you’re left or righthanded? just pull down the waistband, no fumbling there. SNAP! OUCH
Re: left-handed shorts: Sometimes I forget my underpants and have an easier day, don’tcha know…
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Silly woman, shouldn’t have dressed him in that crepe paper tutu….
FLIGHT SUIT almost 15 years ago
I can relate, ‘cause that sort of thing happens to me all the time.
Formaldehyde is pretty flammable, after all.
zero almost 15 years ago
‘tis better to light a candle, than curse your dark side
Sisyphos almost 15 years ago
Well, my dear: exactly where did you place those pretty-pretty candles?!
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Remind me not to attend any of her barbecue parties.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
I’d start by comparing her weight with that of a duck…
Oxnate almost 15 years ago
The candles obviously need a warning: “Do not place lit candles on or near corpses.”
You probably have a good case for a lawsuit. Call me: 1-800-555-isue.
Dorian almost 15 years ago
“…and that is how we know she is a witch.”
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Margueritem: A crepe paper tutu. I love the image. Now if I can just get it to stop!
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Re Teresa’s Blog: There are times when three seconds can seem like an eternity.
Valis616 almost 15 years ago
@HectorPriam: I believe the phrase is; “I sue”. What does “issue” have to do with a lawsuit?
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
@Valis616 - depends on who might be the father of said issue.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
I love the Ice men on the blog!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Ray-C, hee-hee!
grapfhics almost 15 years ago
3 seconds whether you’re left or righthanded? just pull down the waistband, no fumbling there. SNAP! OUCH
Eagleskies Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Re: left-handed shorts: Sometimes I forget my underpants and have an easier day, don’tcha know…