Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 19, 2009

She keeps two in her tutu…

Saving the best for last, ehhh? How does that correlate with the notion that “nice guys finish last”?

This is a dirty joke waiting to happen.

…would you like some powdered sugar with that?

I’m guessing she likes her knob rolls hard.

It’s half baked.

WHY? WHY??! is this the return of ebonics? Loved the short story

You knotty girl!

Bless you, darlin’.

Do you polish the knob first?

Hello honey, care to join me for a little noshing session. I think it would be tutu fine.

Must…resist…urge to make comment that will later embarrass me.

Does the knob turn? Could we turn HER knobs?

Sadly, the true story is true for many of us. (And we’re so ashamed!) Curse you, GoComics!

Part #2 of Teresa’s “True GoComics Story” is on her blog!

Teresa, I’m floundering for an explanation of your behavior.

Does that mean I need an intervention… @ottod, in the present case, she’s probably still delirious from the meds, but as a general rule we just assume insanity and just roll with it.

@Biff…one word: nobs.

Wahhhhhh, Ray took mine! No fair!

Any way, Biff sez: It’s her knobs…”.

Marge, That should be, “Curse you to Heckville, RayC!” No fair just doesnt have that ring to it.

…AND stomp your foot when you say it!

Biff replies, “WELL…SEE…LAST WEEK I REFUSED TO LET HER SPRINKLE CINNAMON ON MY…ON MY…OH WHAT’S THE USE? I HAD MY CHANCE AND I BLEW IT.”

I think 3hourtour wins.