Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 03, 2010

Never run short of avacado dip…

There is definitely a dip present….

 Re: blog. –Don’t pick on the new bride!

I’m partial to Avogadro:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amedeo_Avogadro

You say “avocado,” I say “Avogadro,” oh, let’s call the whole thing off!

Avocado X Avogadro = a bereftless amount of guacamole.

The “On a Lighter Note…” girl on the blog is DETERMINED to accomplish something! Check out the expression on her face. I just woke up the dog laughing.

Reminds me of Germaine Greer and she is many things but not bereft of bravado.

I really like the economics of scarcity which are built-in to the new Sunday FA setup. Having one of the coveted few Sunday FA memberships will be better than having a New York City taxi badge. I predict that enterprising scalpers will be able to sell their Sunday FA memberships for staggering amounts of money.

Of course, then they wouldn’t have their lewd Sunday FA fix, and they’d have to wonder what the rest of us were tittering about.

What did you do to get on Vlad’s wrong side, Flight Suit? I hope my Sunday FA invitation doesn’t end up in his crack.

I try to achieve vibrato but it comes out staccato.

Between “Woman in a Yellow Dress” and “FISHNET FRIDAY”, I’m SERIOUSLY STRESSIN’ !!!!!

FYI. Re: blog pics. I want to get caught in the fish nets, not the fly nets.

Life is like avocado’s, sometimes it is the pits, and sometimes it is

GUACOMOLE!!

3HOUR I sure ain’t the professor cause much as I love that episode (all Halloweens are good), SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED (not Maryann or Ginger) won’t let me watch adult cartoons, Now TERESA, she’s about as adult as Alfred E. Newman and SNL in the late 70s.

LOW CLASS & PROUD OF IT!

My avocado all went to my abogado. He’s expensive, but still quite a dip.

Any FA’ers care to join me on FB? Look for my name at Jacksonville, Fl.

I, of course, included a gift to Vlad and Theresa to secure my spot. I was not above bribery to make sure my spot didn’t get “lost”.

Hey, you got avocado dip on my stress wiener!

I too writing to Vlad. Is getting none of reply from. Not wanting ignored to be but is Frog Applause of Sunday on to me?

I’m not a dip, I am a dippy midget with a stick mushroom; get it right.

don’t you kids make me pull this car over!

@nighthawks. Get over it. I have. I even drew a positive analogy to your “stick mushroom” on MM yesterday.

i’m late, i’m late, I just checked my Movado!

Why most comics are offensive, and FA is not syndicated: http://calamitiesofnature.com/

Avocado x Avogadro = a mole of guacamole.

Norm Saunders was such an AMAZING illustrator…

I’m using the piece from the blog yesterday as my wallpaper.

i have long been aware of the potential stress relief offered by gripping your wiener, i do think the grip depicted on the packaging may be excessively firm for the purpose.

ONLY 6 SPOTS REMAINING! Sunday FA Update

Regular FA fans may already know this, but Vlad scares me. What you may not know is that Vlad is a really sensitive guy. It hurt his feelings when he saw me write, repeatedly, that “Vlad scares me.” To assuage my fears he reached out to me and asked me to “help” (be a test monkey, actually), with the Sunday FA readership set up process. Vlad and I are now BFF. Really. (As long as I stay at least 500 feet away from Teresa per the terms of the restraining order).

If Vlad has your email address (and you are among the “Lucky 100”) then later this weekend you will receive an email from (I swear I’m not making this up) “frogapplausex,” telling you that you have been invited to read the “frogapplausex” blog (the email to me landed in my spam filter - must be the serendipity of those last 3 letters - check your spam filter if you don’t see your email in your inbox). Click on the link in the email and follow the instructions. You then have to jump through a few relatively painless Blogger hoops (as long as you can retrieve a text message OR you have a telephone) to sign up. When you reach a screen that says “VIEW BLOG” you’ll know you’ve reached the promised land.

(Note to Teresa: This better be worth it)

(Note to Vlad: Wanna have a beer after work?)

I, for one, can hardly wait (and I know it will be worth it). I’ll leave it to Teresa to explain why she chose this route (most of you can probably figure it out). Also, the 100 reader limit is Blogger’s idea, not Teresa’s. I know she doesn’t want to exclude anybody.

Did I mention that as of now (1:00 P.M. Friday) there are …

ONLY 6 SPOTS REMAINING?!

If you haven’t sent Teresa your email address DON’T DELAY. Vlad wants to hear from you NOW! Instructions HERE

Hey everybody, I have updated my blog with a decidedly lowbrow entry. Truly something that Joe Alan Doty would not approve of:

http://kraptastrophe.blogspot.com/2010/09/burly-bruces-load-lasts-forever.html

if a bird that big stole my Beret, not that I actually wear a beret mind you, but if I did I would be happy that was all he made off with. It reminds me of the Thunderbird legend.

Oops, I just realized I misspelled Teresa’s name. As the Official Keeper O’ The Whipping Boy Whip, I can assure Vlad and Teresa that I whipped the whipping boy mercilessly for this transgression.

Yea! I just got my invitation!

Check your inbox.

The guy in the Petit Journal who lost his beret to an eagle should count himself lucky - others had a much worse experience:

Right now they’re having problems with something very Thunderbird-like in Puerto Rico:

http://inexplicata.blogspot.com/2010/08/puerto-rico-gargoyle-vs-chupacabras.html

I’m guessing these are encounters with an escaped exotic pet that are being embellished with each re-telling.

It is with feeling of thankfulness that I find it I am in the bosom of Vlad. He obtained to me the crushing-happiness hug of welcomingness.

with that frog applause line coming (hopefully in the mail) can we forward to sultry sundays and fishnet fridays?

How to Make Men Moan:

Hit them with a hammer. Works every time.

Off the Wall said, The “On a Lighter Note…” girl on the blog is DETERMINED to accomplish something!

Maybe she’s practicing her ninja shoveling skills.