Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 01, 2010

Pain is your friend. It teaches fortitude, focus, fierceness.

My ex-wife’s pants were too tight. I couldn’t fit into her shoes either.

Today’s Henry:http://www.seattlepi.com/fun/comic.asp?featureid=Henry&featuredate=2010-11-01

T, this is how you do salacious without getting phone calls from the syndicate.

Vote:

□ Tight pants □ Loose pants □ No pants

Vlad’s moonlighting over @ Free Range. http://www.gocomics.com/freerange/2010/11/01/

Jack Parsons, you are a sick man!

I gave up on wearing pants a long time ago. Now my male symbol is always visible.

Now my shoulders hurt!

Not really enough eyebrows to go around in the Kahlo family, are there?

Tuesday is the Big Day in the U.S.A. EVERYONE GET OUT THERE and

On Tuesday, a grand tradition will commence, where the People will join together to make an important decision.

Of course, I am speaking of whether to drink the red bottle of poison or the blue bottle of poison. Some people prefer a different colored poison, but we don’t speak of those people.

Who says women do not like to stare at a man’s personality!

I think I see what the problem may be.

The Russian Pencil is a great story, but false:

http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp

Where did you get my picture, jtp, and who authorized its use? I certainly didn’t.

Now my attorney, Bob Ingersoll, and I can sue Teresa.

Whoa - big bucks! Cartoonists are RICH!

A Public Service Announcement from Mother Thalweg

Rotifer’s most recent ex-wife left him with 2 cats. Those cats tried to kill my son on several occasions before they died of old age and/or meanness (why can’t cats be nice, like dogs?).

Is Your Cat Trying To Kill You? Take The Test

Sincerely,

Mother Thalweg

I only recently started wearing pants, and the number of offspring has subsided to a tolerable level.

I wear a kilt.