Why do I have an overwhelming desire to hug you right now, Flight Suit? (And I would… except for your Smurfy hair. I’m afraid you’ll make me blue too.)
In any case, like a Proper Victorian Gentleman, so also a Victorian Lady of Class will keep a stiff upper lip and show nothing but disdain. Associating with broken people just isn’t The Done Thing! Sniff.
Does that dress remind anyone else of the famous gown that Carol Burnett “saw in the window” and had to have, in that classic “Gone With the Wind” sketch?
Maybe it’s the drapery that today’s compassionate soul is holding that made me think of it.
In reference to the nude man clock…does anyone really know what time it is? The top priority is making sure that you know where the big hand is pointing.
cleo, that reminds me of the Michael Jackson joke which goes “How do you know when it’s bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?” “When the big hand is on the little hand.”
Re ‘Man Arrested For Ejaculating on TSA Employee”. Obviously a joke - I mean, “Sergio Armani”? “Percy Cummings”? Besides, since I read the SF Chronicle every day, I would think that would definitely make the news.
However, on the off chance I may have missed a day, I searched the Chron’s archives, and while I found no trace of the story, I was treated to the following Amazon ad (I guess they really DO sell everything):
“Ejaculating at Amazon
Save on Ejaculating. Free 2-Day Shipping w/Amazon Prime.”
Even free shipping!
Don’t know how long that page will stay up, but if you think I’m kidding, here it is:
Today must be a strange day for news articles, on p1 of NYT there is an article about a Brooklyn beekeeper whose bees were making red honey. It appears they were skipping real flowers in favor of hitting the vats of maraschino cherries and red dye #40 colored sugar syrup at a local food preparer.
i cry at work, but i’m diabetic, dieting and that a symptom of my hypoglycemia kicking me hard’
i also have epilepsy - only time anyone asked me anything about why this happens is when i overheard 1 person say, it’s weird when you shake
ever had to explain what epilepsy is to an adult? really? it’s on all good soap operas?
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Except for the tears running down their cheeks…
FLIGHT SUIT almost 14 years ago
‘Specially if that person was me, ‘cause I am a rock! Stoicism and strength, that’s me.
breaks down crying
judyparka almost 14 years ago
Why do I have an overwhelming desire to hug you right now, Flight Suit? (And I would… except for your Smurfy hair. I’m afraid you’ll make me blue too.)
Sisyphos almost 14 years ago
In any case, like a Proper Victorian Gentleman, so also a Victorian Lady of Class will keep a stiff upper lip and show nothing but disdain. Associating with broken people just isn’t The Done Thing! Sniff.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I made a “No Drama” graphic years ago.
Hugh B. Hayve almost 14 years ago
Everybody hurts….sometimes, So hold on….
JackParsons almost 14 years ago
Is Hello Hitty from Regretsy?
JackParsons almost 14 years ago
“MITTERNDORF, AUSTRIA (1950s) ”
Gruss von Krampuss is the best! He is the Germanic Christmas Devil. He kidnaps all the bad kids and grinds them up for sausage.
*Hot Rod* almost 14 years ago
build a wall….
The Old Wolf almost 14 years ago
All of us are fighting a difficult battle. A little kindness can go a long way.
coltish1 almost 14 years ago
Does that dress remind anyone else of the famous gown that Carol Burnett “saw in the window” and had to have, in that classic “Gone With the Wind” sketch?
Maybe it’s the drapery that today’s compassionate soul is holding that made me think of it.
LocoOwl almost 14 years ago
Good blog today, Teresa!!
I like the note to the photographs!
LocoOwl almost 14 years ago
I also liked the Nude Man Clock. Fascinating. Obviously, some people have a lot of time on their hands!!
steelersneo almost 14 years ago
The comic strip artist, modern day philosopher
Pipe Tobacco almost 14 years ago
I can understand and appreciate the strip today enormously. I feel broken, myself.
ottod Premium Member almost 14 years ago
For some reason it’s harder to recognize broken than twisted or bent!
cleokaya almost 14 years ago
In reference to the nude man clock…does anyone really know what time it is? The top priority is making sure that you know where the big hand is pointing.
Wildcard24365 almost 14 years ago
Skol.
JIM WAMSLEY, Premium Member almost 14 years ago
@the old wolf - kindness has to go a long way. there isn’t enough of it.
MisngNOLA almost 14 years ago
cleo, that reminds me of the Michael Jackson joke which goes “How do you know when it’s bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?” “When the big hand is on the little hand.”
Eagleskies Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Couldn’t have been much doubt about ole Humpty D.!
ponytail56 almost 14 years ago
one thing you can’t hide , is when your cripple inside. John Lennon
Ushindi almost 14 years ago
Re ‘Man Arrested For Ejaculating on TSA Employee”. Obviously a joke - I mean, “Sergio Armani”? “Percy Cummings”? Besides, since I read the SF Chronicle every day, I would think that would definitely make the news.
However, on the off chance I may have missed a day, I searched the Chron’s archives, and while I found no trace of the story, I was treated to the following Amazon ad (I guess they really DO sell everything):
“Ejaculating at Amazon
Save on Ejaculating. Free 2-Day Shipping w/Amazon Prime.”
Even free shipping!
Don’t know how long that page will stay up, but if you think I’m kidding, here it is:
http://tinyurl.com/26ml6su
Skylark almost 14 years ago
This is too sad and unfunny for me today! My best friend is dying and I can’t be with her!
J.BenjaminDalton almost 14 years ago
Re: Blog. Cummings had it coming. A fitting name too.
grapfhics almost 14 years ago
Ushindi , there are more strange things on the internet than there are in your philosophy.
grapfhics almost 14 years ago
Today must be a strange day for news articles, on p1 of NYT there is an article about a Brooklyn beekeeper whose bees were making red honey. It appears they were skipping real flowers in favor of hitting the vats of maraschino cherries and red dye #40 colored sugar syrup at a local food preparer.
trekkermint almost 14 years ago
i cry at work, but i’m diabetic, dieting and that a symptom of my hypoglycemia kicking me hard’ i also have epilepsy - only time anyone asked me anything about why this happens is when i overheard 1 person say, it’s weird when you shake ever had to explain what epilepsy is to an adult? really? it’s on all good soap operas?
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Lots of hurting people out there. Today’s strip is a reminder to have compassion.