Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 21, 2011

Fire in the hole.

The mother superior told him always wear clean underwear.It’s the guy with the ointment that scares me.

Crustacean swimwear: it used to be very difficult for fetishists to find each other.

Add a shower to that list and “your” golden.

♬ … rooms to let, fifty cents … ♬

So I said to my first wife, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition. It’s bad grammar. She replied, “Where are you at, a*****e?”

I prefer no underwear and suntan lotion.

JohnnyDiego just go with that feeling.

Is it a case of, “See me after Sunday School”?

There’s a fly in my ointment.

after all the s*x scandels , this is a sad note .

Father has hemorrhoids. That’s what’s priceless. The relief! Where’s the scandal in that? There are a lot of good priests out there. They’re not all perverts. Bad apples in every walk of life.

Speaking of priceless, will The Rapture bus accept Mastercard? And when will the

Does the Reverend subscribe to the principle that you should never wear soiled underwear to The Rapture? And speaking of reverends, what will Harold Camping’s next self-aggrandizing fundraiser be?

Re Harold – Some people are just waiting around to see if things can get any worse – from their perspective. I’d say you have a true fan, Mz T!

On another note… I always liked Comic Sans. During my ICQ days, that was the font I used on my chat box. I liked the irreverent spacing and sheer goofiness!

I just had an induced memory my lawyer say is worth a million.

“Your” vs. “You’re”: Teresa, your too kind. That was a spelling error, not a typo. You need to tell those Gocomics people: “Get you’reselves a literate website designer or I’ll kick all you’re butts.”

bless me father,for I have sinned.my last confession was forty four years ago……..

watched jigoku, a movie about the buddhist concept of hell last nightnow watching dr whoshoot, i missed the rapture

ST2, Oh you’ll be sorry when the rapture passes you by.It passed over me. Hey, a new passover ritual, but please no greasy turkeys.

Well, the Rapture has passed us by, proving that Jesus does not love us or… maybe someone intervened… http://iammattjordan.com/

I got left behind. Good thing I have my “Get Out of Hell Free” card.