Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 23, 2011

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    margueritem  almost 13 years ago

    And who or what exactly is he winning with this pick up line?

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    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 13 years ago

    Probably chicks who are into rap music.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 13 years ago

    Anyway, it’s nice to see that even if you have been grafted into a human centipede, you can still enjoy a somewhat normal life:

    http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2011/11/horse-of-course.html

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    Sisyphos  almost 13 years ago

    What does that crap win? Not a winner in my book.

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    wndrwrthg  almost 13 years ago

    re: The Blog“I’ve been mad for f…ing years, absolutely years. I’ve been over the edge for yonks. Been working with bands so long, I think. Crikey… ”

    “ I’ve always been mad, I know I’ve been mad, like the most of us are. It’s very hard to explain why you’re mad, even if you’re not mad."From “Dark Side of the Moon”

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    J Short  almost 13 years ago

    He was the hit of the potty.

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    x_Tech  almost 13 years ago

    Re: Sisters;It’s their comfy shoes, of course.

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    S  almost 13 years ago

    At least he’s consistent with his themes.

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    coltish1  almost 13 years ago

    In grades 1 through 8, the nuns who taught me wore habits just like those of the Poor Clares of Perpetual Adoration, only they were the Sisters of the Third Order of St. Francis. Go figure. And wow, look at those habits on the sisters of the Order of St. Michael the Archangel! Nuns’ vestments have sure come a long way, all the way to the 1970s.

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    Yosarian  almost 13 years ago

    Mining the rich aliteration alley for allure he stepped in …oh well good pickup lines are hard to mine

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    Mother Thalweg  almost 13 years ago

    Dear nice Mr. whaletail:I don’t think that nice Mr. eric sanders called my Rotty a moron yesterday. At best I think he called him half a moron. (and if you only knew the anguish that boy could cause a mother you might not think half was enough).Rotty is soon to be between marriages again, and reading yesterday’s FA sent him tailspinning into another pasta binge (Vlad just called – he found Rotty in a dumpster behind Cupini’s on Westport Road in Kansas City about 3:00 a.m. this morning, rooting around for discarded Mostaccioli Bolognese). However, I’m certain that today’s FA will give him new hope (and ammunition) in his never ending quest for suitable feminine companionship.An early “Happy Thanksgiving” to all in FA Nation (I’ll be too busy duck hunting in the morning, cooking at midday, and driving to Baton Rouge tomorrow night to do much posting). Please remember to be nice, mind your mothers, and keep those with pasta-related dependencies in your thoughts and prayers on this long holiday weekend.Sincerely,Rotifer’s MotherP.S. If you decide to follow FB’s helpful tip on SQUIRREL-PROOFING YOUR BIRDFEEDERS, please remember to wash your hands BEFORE using the restroom.

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    cleokaya  almost 13 years ago

    The origin of the term potty mouth revolves around FA. I knew it!

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    cleokaya  almost 13 years ago

    In Teresa’s nun parade, she forgot the Sister’s of Perpetual indulgence.

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    MelvinLott  almost 13 years ago

    I hear he knows how to look out for number one, but keeps stepping in number two

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    Hugh B. Hayve  almost 13 years ago

    That’s the first thing I thought when I saw those pics, so you are probably right.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    This whole thing really puts me in a brown mood!

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