Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 02, 2012

ACK!!!! Girls, run fast away!

Beviek. And a mustache to match!

I just want to know how Teresa got this pic of me and mom!

Kojac and son? Naw. Must be some sleazy, crazy, mixed-up figment of Teresa’s artful phantasmagorium.

Who’s your daddy…I mean mommy?

My mommy helps me fix the tranny in my drag racer.

A finger print in time.

Talk about transgender, mommy and daddy are the same person!

Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.-“twas beauty killed the beast.

Starring John Cleese and Martin Short.

Nimoy: Teresa have you featured any of his photography of women?BeeGees: Robin was always my favorite. Loved when he’d close off one ear to sing harmony on “Mend a Broken Heart”. He didn’t even get a solo on this clip. Typical.

RE:blog … is the setting for the photo of Hoover and company Florida? Must say … Firestone really looks the Dandy … and the birthday boy, true to form, wears that same old suit. I read that he had a closet full of identical suits.

I thought the picture of Hoover et al needed something so I changed Firestone to Fierstein, retaining the Harvey, of course.

Oh, that picture is the same size as the blog picture, I just used size parameters to make it fit the column here.

Yikes!! Mothers gonna make all your nightmares come true. Momma won’t let anyone dirty get through.

Blog: The deportation order reminded me of this bit of history from my father’s files.

Teresa, in all the (admittedly short) time i have ben reading your strip, that is the most disturbing thing you have created. (shutter!)

she can use MY mirrors…

Re Snoopy on the blog: Looks to me like the 1955 vintage (my favorite). He was smaller and less lanky in 1954, and by 1956 he was still tall but less “angular” than in this picture.

Oh, what do I know? I was poking around in the 1957 strips and found some Snoopies that look like the blog post there, too. Can I just say “mid-Fifties” and call it good?

The blog photo labeled Vermont looks more like Joan d’Arc, Mountain Division.

Regarding INNARDS on the blog, I checked with Japanese sci-fi expert August Ragone, and he says the creature in that illustration is a monster named Beakon, from the TV series, “Return of Ultraman.”

I HATE to nit pick, but why would stringing for a newspaper a career in journalism earn a mention in the same sentence as the metaphysical certitude of Flight Suit’s eternal roasting place?

Rotifer, if you knew what Teresa knows, you would agree with her that my damnation is a done deal.