Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 26, 2012

I HATE when my ta-tas are akimbo!

Keep your ta-tas where they belong and stop playing with Wolf’s bifid uvula and no one will get hurt !

You need something to lift and separate.

“Ta-Tas Akimbo” sounds like the name of a 70s’ Bond girl.

I wear a pink rubber bracelet with the inscription “Save the ta-tas.” (Mother Thalweg is a survivor)

Grundig Blaupunkt Luger Frug,Watusi Snarf Wazoo!Nixon, Dirksen, NasahistRebozo Boogaloo!

Wolfie, Wolfie! What kind of guests have you been interviewing now?!

The Blog: Is Ela’s report about going to a mall wearing a head scarf true? It seems plausible—maybe because it reinforces our stereotypes about Americans (us? others?) being prejudiced.

Well that clears it up then.

Uvula lotta nerve talking about Wolf that way.

My best friend once had a German Shepard he named Woofy. He lives in New York City and Woofy lived out his days chasing wildlife in Central Park.

runar, the poet laureate of FA commenters!

And I agree, runar, it’s impossible to use ‘Abplanalp’ in any kind of poem.

Bimbo Akimbo on the brass pole of life.

i got nothing,so,ta-ta…

I love when ladies ta-tas are akimbo.

We have a cat named Mozart but we call him Woofie thanks to a certain movie.My daughter’s yella Lab mix loves bananas.

These worked quite well, but after 18 hours, all hell could break loose!! Talk about akimboThere was a lot of slow motion there. Even akimbo looks good in slo mo.

A LITTLE GIRL CALLED ME A TERRORISTI found Ela’s original post on tumblr. It’s got over 100,000 notes.

Oh, and I think I was lucky to get to it. The link from a google search always hung when I clicked it. So I went to it directly and got in. But testing the link above gets me an error message from tumblr that they’re temporarily unavailable. And by over 100,000 notes I meant closer to 200,000.

I’m happy to cut Teresa some slack but there’s waaaaaay too many syllables in that haiku. Pretty colors, ’tho! :o)

The situation room was full of situations, and therefore there was no room for a new situation. So they kept giving reports on the old situation, until everyone was sick of it.What complicated matters was that the situation room was actually in a new situation, but since only information about the old situation was given, nobody could find out where it was.And so it went on.And that, my friends, is why I don’t watch CNN.

Welcome to 21st Century America, Ela. Sad but true.

Would anyone be kind enough to tell me Teresa’s email address so that I can send a few pictures? I’ve looked all over here and on the Frog Blog, and I’m not seeing it.

Thanks.

Dear Teresa

When an anatomical euphemism has its own entry in the Urban Dictionary, you know its not a very nice word (Rotifer’s bracelet notwithstanding).

I prefer the term “bosoms.”

Sincerely,

Rotifer’s Mother

FRANKINSTORM is headed our way … unless forecasts change, we will leave our island tomorrow and not return until next Thursday. The College is closed and my classes are canceled.-Be dry and safe my friends.

That’s what I was getting. I just tried again and got right in.

Good positive thoughts to all of you East Coasters and the converging storms. My thoughts are with you.

Is that a tramp stamp on the pig playing with the dog?