Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 26, 2015

“I’m good enough,I’m smart enough,and, dammit,people like me!”

He sounds suspiciously like a person on a mission to realign his Egg McMuffin with the Earth’s magnetic field.

That could be a bum steer.

The matador does not always win?

Red Bull in a Red China Shop.

The story of my life.

That’s a lot of bull for one man to ride.I give him seven seconds, tops.

In email world, I got Cup of Hot Self-Talk.I don’t know whether to reward myself with a cup of hot cocoa or punish myself by pouring a cup of hot cocoa on myself. I think I will just have the cocoa and see if I have a secret inner loathing that will allow me to punish myself, both by denying me my delicious hot cocoa and by scalding myself with it, “accidentally”.The human psyche is a wonderfully dark and mysterious place.

I just realized that that’s a cow, not a horse.

Hi-ohhh, Silver! Away!

Hey. That’s a cow. Who rides a cow, other than this guy?

If you’re going “somewhere”, you might have to go on foot. That cow doesn’t look like it’s budging.

Judy, don’t forget about Mongo.

Whoopie Ti Yi Yo! Git Along, Little Dogie! Feedlot of Latest LAME just ahead!

Being self-reliant is good. But life is much more pleasant when we can all lift one another to a higher level. No man is an island.

2fer Thursday.

Wherefore art thou, Art?

I Am A Rock

@ Happy, Happy, Happy!!!“Stop steaming up my tail!”

Man on Bull outstanding in their field.

I’ve learned a lot since you’ve been gone.The Waitresses – No Guilt

Is this your way of telling us you didn’t read our notes while you were gone?

Wherever you go, there you are; and that’s no bull.

No problem, I’ll just send a drone. Smile!

I can’t take any more of your bull! I’ve got my own bull to deal with.

Come back to the Five and Dime weeksfive ,weeksfive !

Well, yes. But it does sort of make a froggie feel unloved. But, then, I suppose that’s the point: he is.

Or, the other side….

That’s not a cow.This is a cow.

More bull on top than below.

Dogie has his own plans… A happy cow is a FRIENDLY cow…

As you can see, it is based on the same principle as quantum entanglement. Neither time nor space are significant. This would indicate that Einstein’s hypothesis of a background force to enable “spooky actions at a distance”, rather than some arcane mechanism of probabilities and multiplicity of outcomes, is likely to be correct. Uncertainty exists then only because of an inability to quantize the forces involved, they being removed beyond the capacity of our instrumentation for detection.

Why is the FA cartoon on GoComics for today different from this one: New York Daily News?

@*painedsmile* I wonder why they made the substitution?Teresa excised any naughty bull bits.Someone at NYDN must be conflicted.