Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 28, 2015

A walk in the park—-LOOK OUT

Good to see you’ve got all your ducks in a row.

Sounds like a typical visit to the old cider mill, strolling along the riverside. Ah, that first trip of the fall!

Smuckers Apple Jelly, I knew it!

Aha! The Secret Formula, at last revealed!—What makes Frog Applause a cut above the rest, even at #61….

Once the means of producing weaponized Frog Applause panels became known, it started the Frogs Race.The subsequent run on fecal slurry nearly depleted the strategic fecal slurry reserves.Eventually, the doctrine of Mutually Assumed Derangement, or MAD as it became known, provided a self-limiting ceiling to the cartoon panel escalation.Thanks to the work of John Chapman, (no known relation to Mark David Chapman), there never was any significant danger of an apple pectin shortage. So he was entirely forgotten, while the producers of the high-demand fecal slurry became instant popular culture celebrities. Fecal slurry mining became a major industry. Foreign peoples were imported to work the slurry mines, where many were killed, crushed or suffocated by collapsing fecal shafts, which were often poorly constructed and lacked proper ventilation and structural support. In later years, the question of fecal runoff from the mines became a major environmental concern.

I, uh, really don’t want to take a gander at what’s in the sauce . . .

Sure smells like teen spirit.

Entertain us? Ok, let’s play a game… Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, Goose!

If I have seen farther than others, it was because I had to stretch my neck while trying to get free of the cloud of exclamation points attracted to my fecal slurry body wash.

No. 61 on your program, No. 1 in your heart (insert cloying smiley face here)

Be sure to add a splash of red wine to the pan when you fry those goose livers.

@Rotifer Thalweg Here is my smiley face hope it will ba acceptable to Teresa.

Rah rah! Go TEAM!

Well, now I’m interested in reading this list.Where is it secreted?

In the hedge near the croquet course, one should imagine.

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Initially I read this as the recipe for Frog Applesauce. Hmm, same thing actually!

You’re number one on my list.

You’re number one on my list.