Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 29, 2015

bahookie?Mrs.Higglepooder doesn’t think words like bahookie belong in a family setting.

Like Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog clocking in to do comic mayhem in the Warner brothers cartoons.

Reboot your booty.

The thing that makes a king a king is the violence he uses, and the number of people willing to do similar violence under his direction.Mao would say that political power grows from the barrel of a gun.The Tao te Ching would say that because the wise ruler loves his people, he leads without using force.The King of Tire City would say that there is free mounting and balancing plus 10% off all tires during their Summer Sale Spectacular.

And that game is Follow the Bouncing Ball, no matter how crazily it’s careening.

When Bunny starts kicking, you best cover your bahookie!

A sense of entitlement deserves a good [euphemism], and you’re just the one to deliver it.

Storyboard for a rejected TV episode of Babar? Or the delirious ramblings of someone who used to watch and/or read Babar tales?Or just everyday, petty megalomania portrayed by Pete?

We at Standards and Procedures cannot abide snickery bahookie!

Drama is the most difficult thing of all, precisely because it is just so ridiculous.

My crown still needs polished.Who is in charge here?

I’d like my bahookie polished, tout suite.

That wabbit has T-rex arms that don’t look suitable for polishing or picking.