Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 07, 2015

If you lived here you could be home by now.

Bummer. It looks like a nice place.

You are not here, you are there.

And you are not then.

How did you know? Have you bugged me with a GPS tracking device?!

It is posted: No Inhalation Allowed, any sort of negligence will not be tolerated and be dealt with in an explosive way. With every single violation we move closer to annulation of mankind. Therefore no one can exist here and breathe.

Neither am I.

Of all the places that I have never been, that is certainly one.

Hide-and-Seek is a cool game! She’ll never find me!

If you would have listened to Yogi’s adage, you would have been there.

Waaaaaaaaay on the other side, yes.

I am here.

Are you sure? I feel very close to you … but that’s neither here or there.

I thought I was here ,but if you say so ,I guess I’m not !

Left at the fork, LEFT!

It’s a mimeograph machine.It needs the juice from gently squeezed mimes.

And yes… it is an expensive technology, as few people can afford to be seen randomly squeezing mimes.

Do mimes,scream in space,or use signs?

How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all.

The arrow above me says I am here. Now if I could just figure out where here is……