It was a very nice thought on your part to recognize Rotifer’s loyalty to your twisted special brand of cartoonery.
Unfortunately today’s strip fanned the flames of his already overheated ego, the massive fame attendant to any mention in Frog Applause went straight to his head, and he went on a pasta bender. Lord knows where he is now but the parking lot of Olive Garden waiting for the doors to open would be a good place to start looking.
If I find him and can dry him out without having to send him back to camp in Italy I’ll make sure he sends you a nice thank you note.
Sincerely,
Rotifer’s Mother
P.S. That nice Mr Brass Orchid is right. I’m very proud of my Rotty, his pasta dependency notwithstanding. After all, P.D. is a disease like any other (especially adrenal insufficiency, failing manhood, nervous debility, involuntary kazoolessness and Oxford comma deficiency).
Dear Ms. Burritt Teresa,
It was a very nice thought on your part to recognize Rotifer’s loyalty to your twisted special brand of cartoonery.
Unfortunately today’s strip fanned the flames of his already overheated ego, the massive fame attendant to any mention in Frog Applause went straight to his head, and he went on a pasta bender. Lord knows where he is now but the parking lot of Olive Garden waiting for the doors to open would be a good place to start looking.
If I find him and can dry him out without having to send him back to camp in Italy I’ll make sure he sends you a nice thank you note.
Sincerely,
Rotifer’s Mother
P.S. That nice Mr Brass Orchid is right. I’m very proud of my Rotty, his pasta dependency notwithstanding. After all, P.D. is a disease like any other (especially adrenal insufficiency, failing manhood, nervous debility, involuntary kazoolessness and Oxford comma deficiency).