Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 31, 2016

OCD: the gateway to repeat offenses!

You’ve established a mere simple prank, perhaps your arrest by the authorities could be a mere simple prank on you..?

Ha Tee Pee and Pee in Public…. must of been masterminded…the hosing and pots….

A hose and flower pot caper?

Ooooooo… they’ll give you hard time for that.

Walmart hoses do not untangle.

Play the public service card. That garden hose was so tangled up, you did the owner a favor by unraveling it. Oh, wait. I may be thinking about extension cords …

That’s one really strict POA.

I had no idea that unraveling and rearranging was a crime!!?? I MUST be very careful in the future.

Voltaire has his hero Candide settle down on the outskirts Froglandia to “tend his own garden”, in other words “to mind his own business.”

To frame you for such, you must have a rather lame enemy.

Sometimes getting busted is the price for putting on a spontaneous art show.

You fell for the old

“Flash Mob of One Does Crop Circles” bit?

How can I prove my innocence?

It will be a cinch, if we can find a snitch.

Squeal like a pig.

Sing like a canary.

Be a stool pigeon.

A rat on you

New evidence has come to light. The corner where you were to meet the person who framed you has a traffic camera, which recorded your approach and your exit as such times as for it to have been impossible for you to have been in the area of the now-infamous hose and pot incident. We are currently scouring the dirt in the victims yard for skin flakes and fibers.

First, the anti-gardener.

Then, the anti-christ.

Its a slippery slope, people.

A friend of mine from Germany made me a really strong cup of coffee. Other people I know have had this coffee which is like drinking a whole pot in one cup. I can’t find the recipe on the web. Does anyone know how to do this or what this type of coffee is called?

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Its not espresso, not made in a Chemex or a Moka pot.

Caught doing pot, you hoser? Stop making lame excuses for your wanton criminal misbehavior!

The class jipped may have been his Co-Ed, Sex Ed, Art Class, taught by Drivers Ed Teachers.