Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 16, 2017

A particular degree a certainty is established through volume not weight..

Social situations really push some people’s buttons.

Numbers are infinite..

If I had to guess…. I wouldn’t.

Everyone can be wrong if they try hard enough.

I prefer to feign surprise.

I think I already do this overguessing and underguessing thing so other people feel a little boost about themselves or feel good about something important to them. There are so many effortless ways to be kind, so why be an a-hole and make someone else feel bad? Of course, never, NEVER, apply this guessing stuff to a woman’s weight. It will always backfire. I know. Boy, do I know. (I can think of plenty of times where someone could have used this over/under guessing thing to make ME feel better, but, of course, they did not. The majority of my family and friends are a-holes.

Further evidence that Teresa is communicating with aliens. Compiled back-to-back and in chronological order (minus reruns) there is a coded sequenced message that is bound to impact planet Earth as we now know it. The question is… is Teresa siding with her fellow earthlings or the aliens? Alternatively, maybe Teresa is an alien and this is her way of sending in updates to her native colleagues.

Angels can be hard to hide from.

Ow! Ow! OWW! Oh, the pain of that badly-split infinitive!

I can barely summon up enough reserve strength to consider the Message, much less to read seven-and-a-half pages of “scientific” research ruminations on “the art and science of guessing”!

Just don’t dent the roof of the car, okay? I’m guessing that would not be a Good Thing….

When he unfurls the device he is wearing, he will be able to sail effortlessly from the top of the car to nearly anywhere within ten feet. And much more if there is a favorable updraft!

The available over- and under-guesses are plentiful, as you can see. Please proceed with caution.

…your age?…umm..

…your weight?…gee…

…how much have I had to drink?…mmm…

…how late was i?…aah…

…how big of a tip did I leave?…uh…

…how many people have I had sex with?…hum…

…how many bodies are buried in the basement?…!?!…

I am surprised somebody knows.

Little white lies are social K-Y® Jelly.

How Frog Applause gave me the winning lotto numbers.

If you use the geo-positioning of the decimals for longitude and latitude you come up with a position in Turkey for positive values or off the coast of Argentina in the southern Atlantic Ocean for negative ones. Conspiracy theories can be made out of any numbers.

Precise computation of shoulder width & nice ride to find the lady’s heart gives the answer that’s socially malevolent.& lame.

@SWIMSWITHSHARKS They’re new comics to ALL of us, because…

THEY’RE NEW!

Begin your journey back to the Lame here:

http://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2015/02/01

@RADISH

You saw that too?

I KNEW there was a big pay-off to Pi Day!

(It is my Guess [jeans] that a REPLY done in this fashion influences Teresa’s popularity Count [Vlad] in the GoComics metrics.)