Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 11, 2017

Beware of Trojans.

“A TAIL OF TWO IMPLAUSIBLE VALUES”

Don’t comply. Fight THE MAN.

Sunfishing.

It is not the lack of security in your data system that I find disturbing.

It is the stunning lack of accuracy in your data.

A toast, to your bun in the oven..

Trojan, Give Me Maximum Protection.

Giving us a very strict definition of “out of line.” Foucault would have loved it. He would have railed against it, but he would have loved it just the same.

The Broncos are looking for a second half comeback.

The directors order a shooting of a movie star. If anyone cares… A Moving Shooting Star.

What happened to that horse’s ass… (no specific person intended)

McPheeters- He’s looking for implausible values.

Looking through a fun house mirror, the world is a carousel of implausibility.

I’m plausibe, hope you’re plausible, too. One flash of light, but no smoking pistol…

Anyone got a shovel? It is getting deep around here.

It just got deeper!

Banging" My Head Against The Moon.

Withers thou goest, I will stay on your tail.

Thy poopies will be my poopies.

Seems to me that a lot of folks’ values are implausible.

Speaking of implausible values the stock market used to coincide with our national production. But due to the changing of a few key laws the stock market is soaring far above our national worth.

Dow Jones was always geared to the wealthy few, it is now an indicator of their wealth at our expense.

Also that sounds like a machine doing an assessment of the data today.

Lovely impressionistic horse there, Teresa.

(Shouldn’t the “implausible values” be going from top right to bottom left?)

Other implausible values are the trillions the military steals every year. We could give everyone health care and an education with the money they lose.

http://www.activistpost.com/2017/03/10-trillion-missing-pentagon-no-one-not-even-dod-knows.html

http://nation.foxnews.com/2016/08/18/trillions-go-missing-military-pentagon-cant-account-65t-taxpayer-cash

Another implausible value are the constant denials from the Trump admin that they don’t know anything about Russian collusion.

I tried politics once. A nice man was giving out free samples at school.

It was very nice, but my genetics don’t allow me to really adhere to it.

I’m not sure if I envy people who can really commit to it or not.

Especially at those prices!

One of those federal Compliance Agents, eh? Well, we don’t much take to your kind snooping around here, and there are some mighty big and hungry ’gators out back where a foolish forensic accountant might just get digested into nothing but a big lump of poop!

Yep! Them ’gators are Snooper Poopers!

Just sayin’, my lame HA-friend….

[HA: acceptable euphemism for an expanded insult relating to today’s animal image.]

I’m sorry. You failed to read the guarantee carefully.

We do not guarantee to do the impossible.

We guaranteed to “do the impossumable”.

Management is not responsible for careless riders.