Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 02, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago

    One more mouth to feed. One more moustache to store morsels of food.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 7 years ago

    Put the stick in your sense of humor and stir.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago

    While studying under the Pervy Sage, Naruto learned to spin up manifested chakra in more one direction at a time. Unlike his master, he needed to use shadow clones to accomplish this, each of them applying their own spin to it.

    Jaraiya, the Sage of Toad Mountain, was able to do this with a single will applied.

    D’jiarrhea, the Sage of Frog Mountain, could actually look two ways at once!

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    Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago

    http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/end-of-the-stick.html

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    The Old Wolf  about 7 years ago

    He needs a Janus stick to go with that Janus face.

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    coltish1  about 7 years ago

    There are fields of knowledge being demonstrated here today that I am totally outside of. Looking in. Wondering Do I delve? And Do I delve?

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    Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member about 7 years ago

     

    Y’all stop it. You’re just encouraging Her.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 7 years ago

    If he wasn’t blocking the pipe they would not shove him with the stick.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member about 7 years ago

    If the stick is properly applied, the carrot isn’t required.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago

    As part of his punishment, he was required to gather refuse from public streets while people were allowed to poke him with sticks.

    It was not a particularly just, or effective, form of rehabilitation.

    But it was a fetish of the magistrate delivering it.

    If only there had been some way of working the gag and rubber suit into the sentence…

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Without a bit of a curve at the end of that thing, it will be good as neither back scratcher nor atlatl.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 7 years ago

    Life is a crap shot on a stick. Only don’t crap out so easily, Mama still needs a new pair of shoes!

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 7 years ago

    The wineo still needs box cars!

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    INGSOC   about 7 years ago

    He seems to be giving you the stank eye too..

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    INGSOC   about 7 years ago

    A stick isn’t the right thing to use to plunge a toilet..

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    See, kids? That’s what over-rapid head-swivelling will do to you! Mark my words!

    And did you know that in the public multi-seat latrines of ancient Rome, in lieu of toilet paper, a sponge fastened at the end of a stick and dipped in running gutter-water was used for personal hygiene?

    There’s your “stinky end of the stick”!

    Now, don’t be Two-Faced about it! ’T’ain’t lame-taint. Maybe scented lemon-lime….

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago

    When I look up to the sky

    I see your eyes, a funny kind of yellow

    I rush home to bed, I sunk my head

    I see your face underneath my pillow

    I wake next morning, tired still yawning

    See your face come peeking through my window

    - Status Quo; Pictures of Match Stick Men

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