After years of meticulous and painstaking research, it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:
1. Don’t you people ever sleep?
2. I don’t get it.
3. Paul is not the walrus, Martians did not invade New Jersey, and I am not Teresa.
4. The overlords aren’t gonna like this.
…. (and, if all else fails) …
5. Eh? (Oops. I mean …) Spork!
After years of meticulous and painstaking research, it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:
1. Don’t you people ever sleep?
2. I don’t get it.
3. Paul is not the walrus, Martians did not invade New Jersey, and I am not Teresa.
4. The overlords aren’t gonna like this.
…. (and, if all else fails) …
5. Eh? (Oops. I mean …) Spork!