“Ugh, grammar, Quarkston. The evidence is everywhere. This is a lunar colony. Only one person who has access to all areas was present at the time of the crime. Video biometrics and safety system telemetry verify this. Similarly, only one person requisitioned a live beaver to be shipped upwell as a lab specimen. The culprit is a biolab assistant who also works as custodial staff and therefore has full access for the purpose of emergency response. The victim is one of opportunity. You, dear Kaspar, are the perpetrator. Your participation in development of deep neural immersion virtual simulations has warped and broken your mind. You are not a ‘metaphysician’, as there is no such thing. You are a terribly unwell person. Your mother is alive and well back on Earth. You are wearing a Sailor Moon costume that is not at all flattering. You will be going away now, for a long time. I’m sorry. You will be well cared for. BioLunar will be attempting to reverse your condition, an unforseen side effect. This is a bit of a setback for them. Constable?”
“Ugh, grammar, Quarkston. The evidence is everywhere. This is a lunar colony. Only one person who has access to all areas was present at the time of the crime. Video biometrics and safety system telemetry verify this. Similarly, only one person requisitioned a live beaver to be shipped upwell as a lab specimen. The culprit is a biolab assistant who also works as custodial staff and therefore has full access for the purpose of emergency response. The victim is one of opportunity. You, dear Kaspar, are the perpetrator. Your participation in development of deep neural immersion virtual simulations has warped and broken your mind. You are not a ‘metaphysician’, as there is no such thing. You are a terribly unwell person. Your mother is alive and well back on Earth. You are wearing a Sailor Moon costume that is not at all flattering. You will be going away now, for a long time. I’m sorry. You will be well cared for. BioLunar will be attempting to reverse your condition, an unforseen side effect. This is a bit of a setback for them. Constable?”