Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 25, 2018

What, no tuna?

What need has an apparition for Beef? For Pork? For Goat?

Paul Ryan peeking in on dinner.

What lurks behind kitty beside her being ticked off.

Back off, Boo-ga-loo

What d’yer think you’re gonna do

I got a flash right from the start

Wake up, meat head

Don’t pretend that you are dead

Get yourself up off the cart

—Back Off Boogaloo; Froggo Starr

Eddie Munster is still hanging around? Upside down maybe?

I like how She inserted the red arrow (“Hey! Apparitionally-challenged readers! The apparition is right here!”)

Nice Delftware.

Apparition is just keeping an eye on the food.

What is the apparition holding up next to the eye without an arrow? Is kitty’s meat in danger?

Mmmm(eow) … flesh of the beast!

Just dropped in to see what apparition my apparition was in ….

Word got out; the Faithful are lining up outside to view the wondrous apparition (…provided by a magician)

My concern is who gave her the black eye?

There is a joke in there somewhere about a pussy cat who enjoys her meat, but pound for pound, those are pretty cheap and tawdry giggles.

People with widow’s peak hairline are short-tempered, persistent, emulative, curious, brave and determined, and tend to work somewhere else early. They have to keep struggling to lead a well-off life, or they will end up doing nothing. For men, this kind of hairline suggests the absence of father and stepping into society early. For women, the widow’s peak hairline also suggests the absence of father, making friends with the opposite sex early and fruitless childhood romance, leading to the trust to men older in age and the love with men who are at least ten years older.

I would say I prefer an anodyne hairline, but the truth is that I am emphatically and proudly Widow’s Peaked! Top that.

Is it just the Ghost in the Machine, or are the grillees trying to spell out a ouija-like message?

Bad kitty, soft kitty, fooled by an electronic apparition in a No Fire place….

Put up a partition so you don’t have to look at that apparition.