I have sad news about Rotifer. As many of you know, he’s a recovering pasta addict. Teresa knows this too, and sometimes she intentionally stimulates his mesocorticolimbic pathway with thinly veiled references to that other more obscure GoComics’ character with the lasagna issue (I’m speaking about the “LuAnn G___field” reference in Her 5/15/18 edition of Frog Applause™). Well, that “LuAnn G____field” mention sent my Rotty on real spaghetti bender. We had to have another intervention, and he’s agreed to go to “camp” at an undisclosed location (again) outside the USA* that specializes in the treatment of pasta-related dependencies (using a fast-track regime of juice from fermented grapes from a variety of growers scattered around Napa and Sonoma counties). If all goes well he’ll be back in a week or so.
Sincerely,
Rotifer’s Mother
P.S. Darn you, Teresa. Darn you to heck for being his enabler.
Dear Frog Applause™ friends of Rotifer Thalweg
I have sad news about Rotifer. As many of you know, he’s a recovering pasta addict. Teresa knows this too, and sometimes she intentionally stimulates his mesocorticolimbic pathway with thinly veiled references to that other more obscure GoComics’ character with the lasagna issue (I’m speaking about the “LuAnn G___field” reference in Her 5/15/18 edition of Frog Applause™). Well, that “LuAnn G____field” mention sent my Rotty on real spaghetti bender. We had to have another intervention, and he’s agreed to go to “camp” at an undisclosed location (again) outside the USA* that specializes in the treatment of pasta-related dependencies (using a fast-track regime of juice from fermented grapes from a variety of growers scattered around Napa and Sonoma counties). If all goes well he’ll be back in a week or so.
Sincerely,
Rotifer’s Mother
P.S. Darn you, Teresa. Darn you to heck for being his enabler.
* California did go ahead and secede, didn’t it?