Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 30, 2018

Ha! I’ll do you one better: cockchafers! No, nobody is rubbing you the wrong way, rooster dude. They’re also known as the May bug or doodlebug, and it’s a European beetle of the genus Melolontha. My cat loves them! Looooooves them! She’ll catch one outside, then scurry back inside with it in her mouth, where the crunching commences! When it’s done, she’ll go back out to look for more! Her record was 5 in one night.

Finally, his self-anointed unctuous nature served a greater purpose!

You shouldn’t drop the popcorn as often as you do, butter fingers..

Still, I’d keep the coffee as part of your complete breakfast.

Hair combs the cock jokes.

DON’T GO INTO THE LIGHT!

No wonder all the fried bugs under my zapper disappear. There’s a market for those fried, crispy treats.

Two for one low price, you have a nice gas grill and a critter zapper, buy both and save more than one at a time. The cock a doodle doo door sale! A sale that crunches the competition and will fly out of here. Take a bite out of high prices.

Do you like fried or crispy?

I highly recommend the fly-zapping racquet … fun, entertaining, and good exercise … ZAP-Sizzzz ….

If I was Rooster I would just sit under the bug zapper and enjoy the fried treats

Ringo’s on tour with another Beatles tribute band, but the back stage snacks are meager.

In an effort to change his LDE to a more cocksure BDE, this flaccid fowl, Albert Lamestein, has been pecking around with the tangled web of quantum mechanics and trying to enact the flutterby effect. How much space grease is necessary to fry your way out of a tsunami of lame?

Spoken like the sadistic rooster that you are, Little Red Crunchinghood! Still, it’s the Zapper that is at issue, not your lack of civility. Who enjoys killing butterflies (flutterbies by another name taste pretty much the same, lame)?

Do you have a habit of picking up books that you never quite get around to reading?If this sounds like you, you might be unwittingly engaging in tsundoku – a Japanese term used to describe a person who owns a lot of unread literature.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-44981013?SThisFB

crispy critters loose their crunch after soaking them in milk. caterpillars get crunchy after soaking up the sunrays.

Fry Station #1

https://www.gocomics.com/buni/2018/08/01?ct=v&cti=1256843