Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 15, 2018

Just wait until the fire is lit.

Oops. I think I see smoke.

The rulers have dubbed this “The No Sire Fire” ….

At least you didn’t have to suffer through that sea of toffee-noses.

Teresa, help them, their lives are at stake..

It was a hot ticket that they could not refuse.

The “royals” should not unsocket their wrists and elbows waving goodbye to you. They’ll be along soon enough.

Thomas Paine, call your office.

Is that one of those Trump stakes?

Well, at least we won’t have to look at the pictures.

They’re “smoking more now, and enjoying it less”

Ralph Edwards has gone a little overboard with his update of “Truth of Consequences”.

This is royally lame. Where are the marshmallows, the weenies, the Grace the Face bobble heads? What kind of freak show is this?! You’ll never turn a profit on your P.E.s without some lame novelties for the masses. I’d kill for a corn dog and a vuvuzela right about now. Hey, who’s got a light?

Oh, look! Post toasties, posted by Sr. Teresa! Burn, baby, burn!