Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 04, 2018

What, no codpiece?

Too bad about the mumps, dude.

With that halo he must think he’s wearing a godpiece.

We could always tell where his mind was.

Had to buy his athletic supporters in the “Bushel” size.

…cold nut case to crack…

Tickled under the testicles

By the tempestuous touch

Of Time.

Loose pants are where it’s at. Lots of room for the ole nadaroonies to hang around, swing to and fro, bounce up and down. Hey it’s a square dance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermatocele

Currently engaged in a game of pocket pool.

He must’ve taken the comment “grow a pair” very seriously.

Poor Prodigious. Completely abandoned by the Great Unwashed.

ᴀɴ ᴏᴅᴇ ᴏɴ ᴀ ɢᴄ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ 

Some of us are litigious

A couple may be religious

Nobody is prestigious

Dude’s testicles are prodigious?

Swashbuckle wannabe ….

I guess those are just plus twos, then?

(Doing my best Father Mulcahy impression-) Jocularity! Jocularity!

It’s gotten Bluto’s knickers in a twist. Why can’t they understand, he just likes beer!

They are so beautiful and incredible that I cannot look away. Others are only envious!

No belt, have to use both hands to keep pants up..

Hey, Big Balls! You some kind of porno actor in that silly-looking costume? Bet you scare off half of the ladies, and attract the other half….