Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 09, 2019

Well, those are some grave insults.

And we all know that certain Froglanders are fond of walnettos.

And I think I’ll pass on inquiring how that pubic hair got on the keyboard … people who do things like that are not my type.

And if we can’t walk our doggerel in Froglandia, where can we walk it?

I’d kill for a walnetto right now …!

Gnowrest® – for the wicked!

Oh, the extravaganza of antique native travel irons soaked in the foetid remains of prepubescent arachnid eating sons of photojournalistic voyeurs. Send for my chimera Cadillac and do not forget the cheese puffs.

A most excellent collage of words.

The rubberband, gresh dernit, 3Hour’s fav….

 

Doggerel 1

Surveillance Pickle 0

If there is more trouble from you, you can rest in pieces.

We’re eavesdropping at the after-party at the Disney skeleton dance cartoon.

Suitable for framing today. It’s kind of encyclopedic.

Teresa’s in meta-mode. I won’t do the dog returning to her vomit analogy. .. oh, doggone.

… while it is easy to see that the surveillance pickle is the reason for the pubic hair on my keyboard…

… the rubberband has been suggested as a possible means of saving my life…

… having numbers of 5.1 g/dL, 4.2 g/dL & most recently 6.2 g/dL …

… you could say I was Bob Dylan~ing it…

… but now that ghosting means something totally different than it used to…

… London is burning and I live by the river…

… Frog Applause and crickets chirp to Disturbed Paul Simons…

… ugh…

… why am I drinking this 3rd cup of coffee?…

I have a need to set you up skeleton and mow your bones down.

the end is near i fear my dear

This is the finest (the only?) comic strip purveyor of absurdist humor.

It doesn’t have a beat and you can’t dance to it.

Doggerel mimicking plumage, last gasp rubberband doomage.

The rather humorless remains in the left-most grave nevertheless have a point or two. The overly florid Frog Applause wannabe on the right has repeated genuine FA words but without the authentic FA Dadaist sensibility. It’s like too much popcorn, if you can imagine such a thing….

An attempt to play the keyboard out of tune in the cemetery would be a grave mistake..

Alvin and the Chipmunks.

The haberdasher’s zipper and her pubic hair rises without a cause.

After reviewing the pickle camera, we found John Crapper, aka Crapper John is alive in the misty mist pouring from the cannibals latrine all over the putrid pit. CJ says a urinal will be in the next installment of FA.

Still the Talking Dead, I see….

The Undertaker assured that he’d fix the toupee in such a way so that the toupee will not ever come off..

Would you like a Walnetto? You bet your sweet bippy!

I’d kill for a walnetto right now …!

I’d kill for a walnetto right now …!

I’d kill for a walnetto right now …!

The rubber band match….the walnetto against the walnutto… odds favor the underdog.

Surprise! Still dead. Something is starting to smell around here….

a self care technique to help prevent or reduce edema · not sitting, standing still, or to lie down for too long

The foot bone connected to the mouth bone.