Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 15, 2019

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 5 years ago

    The long and the shorts of it is … ‘good they aren’t DUNGarees …!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 5 years ago

    Prozac?

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    *Hot Rod*  over 5 years ago

    Will fit the bull legged.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 5 years ago

    Maybe his spectacles in the testicle pocket?

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    I’ve got sticky fingers.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    After a while, he got so he could stop temporal effects in a localized area, and use the stolen energy any way he liked. He could make all these little slow-time pockets, and use the stolen time to move electrons instead. Take this cola, for instance. It was ice cold when I put it in the pod four months ago in Richmond, and it hasn’t changed much at all. When I open the pod, it stops the transfer from the opened pocket, like turning on a light in a refrigerator. Otherwise, all the energy that would have gone to allowing it to transfer heat energy and tick out every atom’s life was used to make electricity. We didn’t take it all. We just took a little. Like I said, you don’t ever want to take it all.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You can’t tempt me with your Nuevo Minoan Frescoes.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 5 years ago

    …man purse…

    …phone…

    …check…

    …wallet…

    …check…car keys…

    …check…

    …lip palm…

    …check…

    …change…check…

    …dinner receipts?…

    …check…

    …cough drops…check…

    …checks…check…

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Someones idea of a GMO joke?

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    I’ll have to forego your generous offer of assistance. I am allergic to Cargo Shorts.

    Besides, I wouldn’t want to risk an harassment accusation by checking your pockets….

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    Bill Thompson  over 5 years ago

    That’s a load of bull!

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 5 years ago

    …um…that’s not a pocket…

    …the [almost] return of Fishnet Friday… I have reached the age when I look as good standing on my head as I do standing right side up:  Jonas Grumby…

    …if you hate my cargo pants you really are going to hate my granny panties…

    …I guess you can say this bull is horny…

    …she was only the farmer’s daughter, but all the horse manure…

    …man knew her…

    …Taurus: the middle age years…

    …did you hear about Magellan Mohel?…

    he circumcised the globe…

    …(for some reason I want a Brisk ice tea)…

    …Frieda had a hard time milking the bull…

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    coltish1  over 5 years ago

    Like what, caca de toro?

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    Radish...   over 5 years ago

    Would I lie to you to get in your pants?

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Is that a surveillance pickle in your cargo shorts or are you just glad to see Arianne?

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    That guy’s an amazing life-minotaur, don’t let his appearance fool you.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    Bulls wearing cargo shorts are full of bull. Take my word for it.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 5 years ago

    Aren’t those actually plus fours …?

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