Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 01, 2020

Fake it until you make it.

It’s nice to be horrible.

Jackie broke her crown.

Julius came tumbling after.

Looks like tweeting began earlier than thought….and BTW, it’s a rats nest not a birds nest…….buwahahahahaaaaa

Good morning, Birdbrain. You’re certainly lively with energy and excitement..

They learned it from the cats.

She washed out of the Gibson Girls rather quickly.

…be careful at what you pretend to be for that is what you may become…

…we are all suffering now that the hair salons are closed…

…the check is in the mail…

…I’ll do it Monday…

…because of the virus I won’t exchange bony fluids with you…

… it is a harbinger of things to come…

…enough about the Tiger King already…

…so, on last night’s Late Show, Stephen Colbert wasn’t pretending at being horrible?…

… does that say,’Lame power?…

…you mean like Squirrel Girl?…

…or like Froglandia Women?…

…speaking of lame…

…Jebus taught them how to talk…

…and I thought I was going to stop at one today…

It’s nicely horrible to be horribly nice.

Sounds like bitter radishes.

10% are nice, 10% are horrible, the other 80% vary.

Oh.. I don’t know. The WWE and other actors come to mind.

My first thought: Talk is cheep …!

A little birds nest in the treesa….

“Feed your head.”

She said get out of my hair..

But they did not leave.

Peaches and Cream

Hair like strawberry wine

You’re 16 AND You’re a bird mine.

Sounds like Miss Manners.

… In Security also has bird nest hair today…

The problem is a lot of people are so good they don’t understand bad people,

and they vote for bad people, not realizing what they are getting into.

Today’s cartoon is repetitively redundant. Cheep cheep! (Note that i did not say cheap.)

Bird’s nest hairdo. Isn’t that “nice”?!

…next time, only buy Medusa brand hair products…

…imitation brands could bring inferior results…

…bird #1 shouldn’t write a check his mouth can’t cash…

…say anything three times and people believe it…

…ditto…

…what she said…

…this April Fools day extra comment was brought to you by…

…Medusa Hair products…

…don’t let Brand X Acme you out of your hats…

Always hungry those little birdies.