Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 14, 2020

Tenesmus cards are wild.

…are you spying on me?…

…how do you know these things?…

…baby it’s a gas…

…it’s a gas gas gas…

…the only flash cards that I have are you with your jacket open…

…this Splendid isolation has been hard on all of us…

…

…Tenesmus…

…didn’t the Green Arrow fight him a couple times?…

…go to the head of your class…

…three-foyr times a day …I used your diary as toilet paper…

…I’m sorry…

…I meant to say, journal…

I learn more new words from Frog Applause than almost anywhere else.

…Tenesmus is the most popular Froglandia holiday…

…instead of eight crazy knights…

…we have ten wise maidens…

…well, ten were wise and ten were foolish…

…that’s why glow in the dark condoms are filled with care…

…that hopes that St. Richard Dickerson soon will be coming…

…books, dictionaries, movies about cartoon cats and apples are every kids favorite…

…mommies and daddies join together and sing in wordless vocalese…

…aah good times…

I would have asked for the “Intussusception” card. It could shed some light on that confusing DiCaprio movie.

Tenesmus refers to cramping rectal pain. Tenesmus gives you the feeling that you need to have a bowel movement, even if you’ve already had one. When you have tenesmus, you might strain harder to produce only a small amount of stool during bowel movements.

When I look out my window

Many sights to see

And when I look in my window

So many different people to be

That it’s strange, so strange

It’s very strange to me

Must be the Tenesmus season

So I looked up “tenesmus” on my preferred dictionary resource (OneLook Dictionary Search). I wish I hadn’t. I pity the people who suffer from IBS and have had to make arrangements at work with a Crohn’s Disease sufferer.

Talk about nasty! Not something to trifle with.

Out of mercy, I’d gig the frog who so suffered. That’s what my knightly coup de grâce poignard is for….

[In another incarnation/avatar of mine, the Black Knight.]

For some reason, I’ve developed TENUSMUS! I always have that “unfinished feeling”, and therefore stuck in the bathroom all day….someone once said I was full of it, now I believe it….NEED more TP in here…..

By Topps®!

Top it off with some water brash.

Offer your “PullMyFinger” card in trade …!

Does that trump the diverticula card?

Now I know why she’s in there all alone. Nobody wants to smell all the gas she emits. Send Trump in there.

flushed away

If you’re experiencing tenesmus, there are a number of treatment options available. In most cases, it can be relieved using home remedies.

That is all the help with tenesmus you may expect from me.

Having successfully completed the game of cat and mouse, she fell to, devouring her prey. While he was sent to prison for several years, she had gained memories from other probable realms that increased her abilities in hers. Each of them had a gift, a talent, that would now be available to her. It had been a rather good party, after all. She looked forward to many more.

Tenesmus – when you have a ringing in your anus.

For more information, see Appendix A or Duodenum B.

I B S, and I ain’t lying.

…loving the blog…

…but…ah hmm…

..in a friendly non-touching way…