Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 15, 2020

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.” “The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.” “The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be master—that’s all.”

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    painedsmile  about 4 years ago

    Soylent green.

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    The Old Wolf  about 4 years ago

    I never met a neologism I didn’t like

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Ooh, this one hits where I live.

    I love it.

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago

    …talk with your words…

    …I am a great debater…

    …in fact I’m a master debater…

    …Sofa King…

    …our prices are Sofa King low…

    …I’ve got friends in low places…

    …Rob Lowe places…

    …you name the place. I’ll be there…

    ..Payton Place…

    …Payton LaRoom…

    …Payton the outside of the out house…

    …in thru the out door…

    …where’s the doorway?…

    …on a bathroom scale from one to ten…(1210)…

    …where does mine rate?…

    …at the bank, silly…

    …at the 1st Bank of Silly, Wisconsin, you will never get 2nd Rate service…

    …no rats allowed…

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Wordification can be fun.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago

    And thus, by the will of Johannes Kepler, the Lovefeel Lava Flows were named.

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    Mighty Phavahg  about 4 years ago

    It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

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    coltish1  about 4 years ago

    Today’s co-writer (perhaps?): Erin McKean.

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    drycurt  about 4 years ago

    I was astounded to have my child tell me “no big deal” was now interpreted as sarcastic and means a really big deal. How can people communicate when they just make up alternate meanings for common existing words?

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 4 years ago

    LOL … one of 94 new words added to the OED this June … check it out … and yeah, I counted ‘em ‘cause I’m lame and have a severe case of Froglandian “topophilia” …!

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    *Hot Rod*  about 4 years ago

    My big brother would demize ways of beating me in board games and I would despize ways of beatig him.

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    Radish...   about 4 years ago

    Snerk!

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    Plods with ...™  about 4 years ago

    urban dictionary has some wunnerful ones too

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    katina.cooper  about 4 years ago

    Tell that guy in the hat, “It won’t matter how much you try, you will always be just a FROGLANDIA WANNABE. GOTCHA. So there. PPSSSSSSTH”.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 4 years ago

    A Spelling Nazi’s nightmare.

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