Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 08, 2021

That would be one of the famous exotic paperweight fashioner’s stools recently featured on Antiques Roadshow or, at least, an excellent 19th copy. I recall that there was an amusing discussion about whether a paperweight was designed to make paper wait.

It doesn’t sound like a nipple for a tipple. Thank you for keeping us abreast of the provenance of this object.

Ah, Strongyloides. Not my go-to aura for paperweights in any century, but you do you.

https://www.merckvetmanual.com/digestive-system/gastrointestinal-parasites-of-pigs/strongyloides-sp-in-pigs

ah, the good old days of graduate school!

And, more importantly, it is not monochromatic.

My pronouns are helminthe, helminthim, and helminthis.

What’s the difference between a 12th century sows teat and a sow of the 21st century? All I know is I love the color RED and if you want to sell it LMK! It will sit nicely, as I have a lot of IN and OUT paper work waiting to be finished.

Is it velvet?

The guy sitting down doesn’t look like he’s buying any of the paperweight talk.

Big Foot paved the way with the sow like dinosaurs model.

… the Baltimore Science-Alchemy Club…

…(Bal-Sac)…

…began in 1839…

…with Sherlock Holmes, Egger Allen Poe and Howard Duck…

… potions, mixtures…

… science, myth …

…when science was not afraid to advice not only through logic…

…but religion…

… mysticism…

… that is how they created, ‘The Paperweight’…

…ie…

…The Eye of Eeyore…

…to send the Sky Dragons home to Venus…

…and to watch the Golden Girls on the Wicked Witch’s HD globe…

… Now on the CW …

It’s to keep really big sheets of paper in place. Like newsprint, if they still made it. And kite kits.

so it’s a foot tool ;+)

This discussion logically occurred during a break in the presentation of an academic PhD paper entitled “Pig Helminthic Dientamoebiasis” … which is diagnosed by stool sampling examination …!

(which explains the sparse participation)

Nobody wears knee high socks anymore. Such a shame.

It still looks like a footstool to me.

In the mid 1600s, alchemist Hennig Brand, taking that crisp golden hue as a sign, thought he could make the Philosopher’s Stone a reality with the crystals from boiled down pee.

Now, that’s the kind of esoterica I could feel in my gut! Carry on, good gentlemen!

“You will notice, Mr. Bond, that the printer being lowered is no ordinary printer. This is a laser printer. Farewell, Mr Bond.”

Bench Press the stool. Paper press?

How… Lay on back… Grab one leg of stool with an arm and left up and down. Football at the Grand Ballroom.. Banquet Meal and Bar and Dance afterwards.

Its a roost for my stool pigeon.

I remember this from Parasite World!

There is just one stool

And one golden sow

And a paperweight means

Friendship to ev’ryone

Though the auras divide

And the helminths spread wide

It’s a sow’s teat after all

It’s a sow’s teat after all

It’s a sow’s teat after all

It’s a sow’s teat after all

It’s a sow’s, 12th century teat

Feet stool because if turned upside down, it works the bowels times four. Saturday Night Post for reading pleasure’s.

So, it’s Day 2 with the healing footstool, ehh? Is it FDA-approved?

Get your stinky feet off my paperweight cushion footstool.

What would Dick Tracy do …?

Cleveland voted the ARods out instead of Blanks… GREEN BACKS WITH A BLANK ✅ CHECK .