Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 25, 2022

This looks like the flying carpet version of Gone With The Wind.

Das ist kein Toupée, das ist eine Perücke!

When a kid I found one of those in my old man’s night stand. I asked him what it was and he told me. I didn’t understand until years later. Behold! The… https://tinyurl.com/FAcrudity

Can I point at people and places?  Can I do so without a quivering quiff, and without a MyPillow?

A moment of silence for the follicles of spring, whose loss in late summer, shall haunt us through the winter.

…you can sing, ‘Staying Alive,’ while doing chest compressions…

…I wonder if he is a member of the Whig party…

…I thought that was your true hair colour?…

…that’s not my true hair…

… if Holy Mary was quite fat, had white headed pimples and was cross-eyed…

…and wore a toupee…

…would we still adore her?…

…wild eyed crazy Mary…

…ma-am, this is not a mustache…

…iamjusthappyto seeyou…

It’s nice to get a guest appearance from John Cleese. I’m trying to remember whether he pointed at things when walking sillily.

This gives new meaning to “flipping one’s wig” !

It’s blowing in the wind

I would digitally indicate that this is one of the first lame animated cartoons I’ve seen on this site, but it’s impolite to point.

looks like doc ph1L ;+)

Sometimes, you just want a little space.

Its not polite to point out that there is no point.

Bong…. think I got it.

I may be reading too much into this, but I think She is trying to tell us that ex-Syrian President Hafez al-Assad has entered the Generalissimo Francisco Franco Cadaver Diving Contest.

P.S. At last report both are still dead.

HEIL PERÜCKE …!

I’ll stop pointing when you stop being so pointable.

So then I said, why don’t you take a picture, it’ll last longer.

Somebody alert PETA, or Barnum & Bailey! I mean that’s a pretty good trick to train those Southern Flannel Moths to sit on his lip and brow. Probably some Velcro involved.

Toupee or not toupee, that is the question. Does it qualify as a toupee if it’s just some roadkill. A rug. A squirrel skin rug, no less. Must have been a flying squirrel. Noooooo, Rocky! Say it ain’t so!

Real hair, perhaps, but your left meat hook is not your natural color and appears to be a prosthetic.

Which way to the toupee hall? Paging Michael Ellis.

For general purposes, pointing may not be polite, but there are times when it may be necessary, such as when one delivers a Powerpoint Presentation.

And pointing at things is much less problematic than pointing at people (“Look, Ma, it’s that Fat Girl,” as little Freddie points. Ma slaps the tactless kid!).

As for your hair color, since this is all in black-and-white, or rather black-and-blue, I would not venture to say. And if you are truthsaying, and it is not a “rug,” then it must be something else tremulous and terrible to contemplate.

Have you considered trying out as a replacement for John Cleese? Can you do Silly Walks?

“I am not going to wig out about getting the point”, he said baldly.

DOXXED: https://youtu.be/Zhoos1oY404

If you combine his eyebrows and ’stache, it would be the same amount of “hair” used for his toupee.

When I was a little kid, I got a spy kit that included a fake mustache and big round eyeglasses. I was sure I blended while carrying out my super secret spy missions.

“I am led to believe that there is a body of evidence to support that allegation”, he said gravely.