People have been dying to get in but after decades of digging, he’s collected numerous “souvenirs”…..not only prosthetic legs, arms and such parts and pieces, he’s accumulated several pacemakers, mesch squares, bolts and nuts, teeth with gold and or silver fillings, pigs valves, cemented discs, many overgrown fingernails and toenails, deflated breast implants, sponges, forcepts, gauze…..
The gravedigger was a simple man. He called a spade a spade and saw things clearly, according to his lights. If space were needed to bury the ever-growing numbers of newly dead, then he’d simply remove some of the oldest residents of the necropolis to make room. After all, they were long gone and couldn’t complain.
The thought of an evil artificial limb, rising from the lake to haunt him, never crossed his mind.
“The Structuralists confirmed the inequity between life and death. In their contrasting opposites, life was first in the arrangement, connoting objectivity, dominance, and rationality; conversely, death represented subjectivity, subordination, and irrationality.“
Seems kind of wasteful. Why not repurpose them into a wind chime or maybe a xylophone. I’m sure it could be fashioned into a swell garden gate or chandelier, or perhaps even a slatted lounge chair you could use to lay out under the stars and contemplate what lay beyond the veil.
A familiar tale. In the country I used to visit regularly, the Old had to make way for the New, sice cemetery space was limited. The Old were evicted after a certain set number of years, their bones collected into bone repositories indiscriminately. Better than a lake bottom, anyway….
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
Later, a sign was added to the cemetery gate: FREE RELOCATIONS AVAILABLE
coltish1 over 2 years ago
Could be worse. Could be raining.
coltish1 over 2 years ago
Archeologists will come along in 10,000 years and theorize that it was a lakeside-dwelling family who built prosthetics and worshipped them.
Radish the wordsmith over 2 years ago
Where they reassembled into the lady of the lake holding a sword.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member over 2 years ago
Lakes are not usually uphill from graves because gravity.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
LMAO!
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Seems a very grave situation here!
People have been dying to get in but after decades of digging, he’s collected numerous “souvenirs”…..not only prosthetic legs, arms and such parts and pieces, he’s accumulated several pacemakers, mesch squares, bolts and nuts, teeth with gold and or silver fillings, pigs valves, cemented discs, many overgrown fingernails and toenails, deflated breast implants, sponges, forcepts, gauze…..
it’s no wonder they died…..
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 2 years ago
We won’t say fellow, about pints of whiskey tucked in graves. It was the digger’s motivational tools needed.
gigagrouch over 2 years ago
The Resurrectionist goes plying/ Without ado his simple trade. / Material is always dying/ And got with nothing but a spade.
-E. Gorey.
3hourtour Premium Member over 2 years ago
…they had been doing this for years…
…the transients were from the losing side of the Froglandia Civil War…
…all of their monuments had been taken down…
…and replaced by K-Marts…
…which were replaced by Gold Circles…
…which were replaced by Ten Bit Stores…
…they’re making a play about it…
…Charlie’s Angels pt. IV….
Linguist over 2 years ago
The gravedigger was a simple man. He called a spade a spade and saw things clearly, according to his lights. If space were needed to bury the ever-growing numbers of newly dead, then he’d simply remove some of the oldest residents of the necropolis to make room. After all, they were long gone and couldn’t complain.
The thought of an evil artificial limb, rising from the lake to haunt him, never crossed his mind.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 2 years ago
At some point the Earth will be filled with shrines to the dead. Is that what was meant by “Increase & multiply & fill the world[?]”
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Dem bones, dem bones, dem wet bones …
Your prosthetic leg bone connected to your nothing bone …!
dfischer348 Premium Member over 2 years ago
And then … “in nineteen ninety-eight when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.”
Ninette over 2 years ago
“The Structuralists confirmed the inequity between life and death. In their contrasting opposites, life was first in the arrangement, connoting objectivity, dominance, and rationality; conversely, death represented subjectivity, subordination, and irrationality.“
In 2022? Nope, just nope.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
With EVERY life, you get ONE FREE DEATH, compliments of the maker, at NO EXTRA CHARGE!
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Seems kind of wasteful. Why not repurpose them into a wind chime or maybe a xylophone. I’m sure it could be fashioned into a swell garden gate or chandelier, or perhaps even a slatted lounge chair you could use to lay out under the stars and contemplate what lay beyond the veil.
Randy B Premium Member over 2 years ago
Now the Lady of the Lake will grant you Excanklebur if you are worthy.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
A familiar tale. In the country I used to visit regularly, the Old had to make way for the New, sice cemetery space was limited. The Old were evicted after a certain set number of years, their bones collected into bone repositories indiscriminately. Better than a lake bottom, anyway….
tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ossuary
The Old Wolf over 2 years ago
This sounds as though it were taken from a real story somewhere.