Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 22, 2022

I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArNz8U7tgU4

You can have him Teresa! I’ll take Jessica Rabbit!

I’ll be danged, bang, shamed, deranged.

Buddy, fuddy, muddy,

Slap my knee cap,

I need no map.

I am proud and loud…

Bunny in the funnies…

…elmer fudd don’t got no gun…

…Elmer Fudd don’t got no gun…

…ELMER FUDD DON’T GOT NO GUN…

… ELMER FUDD DON’T GOT NO GUN …

…what’s up, doc?…

…you spend your time dreamin’ of hot Hasenpfeffer…

…but like Daffy duck you no meat and all feather…

…ooh, I hate that wabbit…

…ya wantta be me…

…but ya got no BBs…

…Aaah, what a maroon…

…Elmer fudd don’t got no gun…

..etc…

Your in lips move, but I don’t know what to do or say.

Another proud nibbler dons the ears and steps out into the light.

Off to Europe today for a month, commenting likely to be severely curtailed.

Pah. Treat all ‘r’s the same, wabbit.

And for a rabbit, he’s got sky-high standards. You should be proud.

That silly wabbit! He leaves brown marbles where ever he goes!

Pretending to be a silly wabbit will be fun! I can grab you by the ears and swing you round and round, and fling you, into next week….or just in the neighbors flower garden!

He borrowed his mother’s old Playboy Bunny Ears but was afraid to wear her tail in public…

Yes, yes i would!

By day he’s a citizen, at night he puts his glasses with funny eyes and nose and rabbit ears. Women believe they are his magnet and he’s their steel.

The term Rhotacism refers to inability or difficulty of pronouncing the sound of “r” ….

Take THAT, Wandy B …!

The worlds largest rabbit is four feet long. The worlds largest pet wabbit is inconclusive. There is still heated argument about whether or not to include the cosmetic ears in the measurement, and should the weight be taken with or without the “donning” of birthday suit.

Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.

I don’t need no stinkin’ wabbits! I leave all those to Jennifer Babcock, over at C’est la Vie! This makes life ever so much simpler, cleaner, and free of the responsibility of caring for overgrown Wabbitmen….